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… what CREATURE am i trying to recreate? …


As I dived into my beauty(?) routine this morning, I had to wonder what I was concocting with all these crazy products.

  • First I wash my face with good old H20 and facial cleanser to remove all that gunk that accumulates during the night.
  • Next I apply WITCH HAZEL – OooooooOOOOOOoooooooo – casts a spell to close pores and fight against evil grime.
  • REgeneration SERUM – SpOOky! To regenerate means to …
    • To reform spiritually or morally.
    • To form, construct, or create anew, especially in an improved state.
      • To give new life or energy to; revitalize.
    • Biology. To REPLACE (a lost or damaged organ or part) by formation of NEW TISSUE.
  • After ingesting the SERUM, I apply micro-SCULPTING cream. Are you curious as to what I’m sculpting? A protruding brow? A hook nose? Sunken cheek bones? CrEEpY!
  • The FINAL step requires moisturizing HYDRATION! And voila!

Notice the amputation of the double chin!!!

Author: rbs

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2 thoughts on “… what CREATURE am i trying to recreate? …

  1. What!? No pictures to go along with this description? What happens to my face when I apply all this gunk is that the weight of the product makes my skin sag even more–adding years to my already advanced age. Maybe I didn’t begin soon enough! 😀

  2. Oooooh, the picture was missing before; now it’s here. My bad!

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